Chapter One: Messing with John (part two)

I have a theory. When a person gets caught doing something embarrassing, it doesn't make them stop doing the embarrassing thing, it just makes them work harder to make sure that they don't get caught. Do you think people that pick their nose ever stop digging for gold? Do you think that kids that accidentally let out an air biscuit in class grow up to avoid beans? The answer is no. They just hide it. John's no different. This time, he thinks we are all out of town for a wedding or reunion or something as equally depressing and gets caught for a second time.

Enjoy.

More to come.